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05:28 pm - TM 172: Parents to wish for
“If you could pick anyone in the world, alive or dead, to be your parents, who would it be and why?”
Some humans have a tradition called an April Fool prank and I guess that’s what this question is.

Pick parents from your world? Me?! Oh< I guess there’s some human blood in my family. There is in most of the powerful families, where I come from. You could say we’re generous about out-crossing. Responsible, too. I almost always marry the girls that I get in the family way. I usually do that in more or less the right order, too.

The idea of me picking parents from your dimension – I guess that’s what you mean, and it’s crazy. Hell, if I’d had human parents –

Humans can trip and fall,
Humans can sing off-key,
Humans can falsify,
Just watch a Gig, you’ll see.

Humans don’t dance too well,
Humans ain’t all that free,
Humans can lie and lie,
That ain’t a part for me...

Hell, by the time they sing to me about it I guess I get to see the results of the worst childrearing your sort does.

Muse; Sweet the Singing Demon,
Fandom. BTVS
Words, 172