Theatrical Muse, 199

199. you've woken up as the opposite sex this morning... now what?

Yeah, it’s happened every day this week, it usually wears off by noon. It was a bit unsettling at first, but I’ve checked out how everything works and I’m getting used to it.

That doesn't mean I'd want to stay this way. This body’s balanced differently. The top's bad enough, they're heavy and I'm kind of in my own way. It's worse that none of my steps feel right; I'm damn sure they don't look right - some of these bits bounce. The voice isn’t bad but my kind has sex-linked talents and … let's just say this gender’s fine for a holiday but I wouldn’t want to live in it.

This situation can make me feel wrong-footed because it took me by surprise. It shouldn’t have done. If I’d ever thought about it I’d have known it was possible. It was just … the whole thing was kinda unexpected. ( Cut in accordance with the Lore… )

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