Theatrical Muse 291 - Take someone out

[singindemonhq]

It just hasn’t worked out that way, lately. In theory every Gig ought to end with me taking someone out of their own world and away into my kingdom. I fly off with my queen and that’s the happy ending – in practice it doesn’t always even make me happy.

In practice, I’m supposed to take the one who summoned me, (or their first-born, if we’re working according to the old lore.) Yeah, I’d love to hear a real hot number from the character who thought that one up.

So far, this century, I’ve been called by a very old Nun with perfect pitch; (her idea of a happy ending was a real eye-opener.) There were a couple of bikers who sang the summons for a bet, (and that pair weren’t about to produce any first born children, either – they sang several duets about why they’d rather ride pillion.)

There were – hell, now I think of it, the last person I took out of their world was when I was recruiting that last minion. I guess this dimension is getting old.

Muse, “Sweet” the singing demon,
Fandom, BTVS.
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