Firewalled against all who mean harm,
See the words, obey the charm.
It’s worth a try. It seems to work for the Master and we’re supposed to be able to use all that stuff. I wonder if it works against the Master?
See, Minions don’t sing. We’re chosen for not singing. I’ve got a voice like a rusty gate and it’s a bonus point. We dance, but we’ve got magical immunity to the Mojo and we really don’t sing. Perceive this. Would you want your boss knowing every damn thought in your head? All served up as a rock number or a ballard? (It’s not really your thoughts, so much. It’s what you feel. I’d rather keep that to myself, too, at times.)
There’s a secret that the Master could work out, if he doesn’t know already. He voted in that Tammy thing. He was on the computer for hours, and he’s an honest demon, I’ll give him that. If he voted for you he felt you’d earned it. Then the computer went down – I mean, it wouldn’t connect to the world-wide-web thing. I wondered if he’d worn it out but apparently something attacked the ISP.
(Maybe it attacked us too. I was ill for days.) I guess that it was up to me to find a way to vote – only, do you have any idea what that bug was like? Or what my workload is like? If I did sing I’d have hit top notes! The master got a Tammy anyway. It might not be too bad if he found out …
He was practically clawing the portal trying to get to that party. He's been in a rotten mood ever since ...
No! Drandy – how do I delete this? Don’t be stupid, I know I trod on your foot but it wasn’t deliberate, and you don’t have a broken phalange.
Are you sure it’ll get me out of trouble if I press “Save”?
Muse; singing demon.
Fandom; BTVS
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