Theatrical Muse 251 - sober embarrassment

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while sober?

Man, did you ever see a Gig?
If you had then you’d know,
That I’ll do almost anything,
To set a proper show.
Of course I’m always centre stage,
That spotlight’s on the Star!
I set my entrance to impress
That’s just the way things are…

I never see the way I play my own part.
I never get a real chance to rehearse.
I think upon my feet, and I’d surely face defeat,
If I backed away from any threat or curse.

I play my Gigs by ear and that’s the set-up.
I’ll fit my steps to how I see the scene.
When I get my singing spot, a co-star can get hot,
And sometimes I may get to take a Queen.

But I hear them sing about their human problems
And I see what they do about it, too.
So don’t you think to harass, though my spot could embarrass –
Just you think about the song that’s right for you!

Muse; “Sweet” the singing demon.
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OOC. Sorry I haven’t been around. The computer is barely functional and real life has my very sick Munion by the throat.