An odd set of questions from Riley Finn, with my answers.

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Q.If you could have any question at all answered fully, what would you
want to know?

A. Where could I find everything I need to have the healthiest, happiest and longest life possible?

Q, What would you do for a Klondike bar?

A, Pay around a dollar, like anyone else.

Q. What is your favorite kind of music?

A, the music that lays bare the heart of the performer.

Q, Do you believe in/worship a God or Goddess?

A, Sure - I've seen too much to think that my kind are running things, or yours either.

Q, Which do you think is more enjoyable, sex or chocolate?

A. Who's been talking? -

but nobody blames you if you just take all the chocolate you want, leave the bar and move on, nobody gets insulted or scared if you offer to have chocolate with them, chocolate is usually loreful, you can switch between boxes of chocolates and not get a word of criticism,

But after all,

Chocolate and sex are,
better when combined.
Now I come to think, though,
The chocolate's not unkind,
chocolate never argues,
you can get it anywhere,
or switch between two kinds of it,
and nobody will care.

Chocolate has no feelings,
it won't read what you wrote
If you hate the Klondike bar,
The Hershy bar won't gloat,
Chocolate works out better,
when you've got no-one to care,
Chocolate is better yet,
when split between a pair.

but eating chocolate all alone
is never really homey,
You can't hug a chocolate,
so I guess it's kinda lonely,

and chocolate never reads your journal and then ... Yeah well ... ,

A. Sex, obviously. Chocolate's just easier...